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Bleurgh, gross! Good thing he’s being paid by a sponsor to wear it, as opposed to actually paying the $525,000 (sorry if you just choked on your coffee) asking price! Never mind, you’re still my main man, Bubba.
* Photo courtesy of golf’s answer to 007, MyGolfSpy.com. Check him!
Forget the fact he’s the new World Number #1, how cool did Martin Kaymer look in that snood (or a buff according to this dude) at the WGC Accenture Match Play? It’s the accessory that says: ‘I’m ready to hit the fairways, but more than happy to go and fight a war in the desert if need be.’
So, is the snood the new J.Lindeberg belt as far as on-course fashion musts are concerned? Only time will tell, but I want one, and I want one now! Get yours here before everyone else. Unless you think they look stupid, that is.
Kaymer’s latest fashion foray also begs the question: what next?
After several complaints from the PGA Tour’s conservative brigade, Nike Golf soon regretted its new clothing line for 2011…
Went to see Adam Sandler’s new film last night, Just Go With It, and thought his production company logo thing was absolutely brilliant.
Rickie, dude, I love you, but pink on the golf course is so last… well, it’s never even been in at all, let’s face it pal. Decent shot, by the way.
Just when I thought the Tiger Woods gaming franchise couldn’t get any better, EA Sports have only bloody decided to throw Augusta National into the mix for the next installment, haven’t they? *Wets pants in anticpation*
Oh, and sincere apologies for the lack of posts recently. I’ve been so far out of the golf loop that I forgot the game even existed at one point.
Two Graeme McDowell vids in a row? Why not? This one’s a beaut…
My Moment Of The Year - Look closely enough and you can catch a glimpse of me right at the front of the green as he holes the putt. Or maybe not…
Erm, what’s happened to Rory McIlroy on the style front, eh? How, and why did he go from being a cool, PUMA clad whippersnapper to just another seriously boring golfer? I mean, these Oakley threads are god-awful…
Dear generic rookie,
Congratulations on making the PGA Tour! I’m the commissioner, by the way. I want your life to be as comfortable and as stress-free as possible, which is why I’ve put together a list of dos and don’ts as you embark on an exciting first year as a pro. Please follow these guidelines. Or else…
Do: Mix with fellow Tour players at various types of social gathering venues.
Don’t: Even think about doing the above if those players’ names happen to be Tiger Woods, Anthony Kim or John Daly, and said venues include strip clubs, Las Vegas Casinos or brothels.
Do: Look forward to being mentioned in the commentary booth by your favourite broadcasters, including Nick Faldo and Jonny Miller.
Don’t: Expect them to have anything nice to say about you or your game.
Do: Be prepared to conduct meaningless, dull, long-winded interviews and press conferences with the media.
Don’t: Say anything interesting, humurous or witty that’s likely to cause offence or change the perception of golfers as boring human beings.
Do: Feel free to spend any winnings or sponsorship money on luxurious cars.
Don’t: Drive these cars into fire hydrants on Thanksgiving.
Kind regards. Your boss, I mean, good friend,
Tim Finchem.
Lee Westwood opens up a can of whoopass on the whole Rory McIlroy / Rickie (or Ricky) Fowler Rookie Of The Year situation… albeit with terrible spelling.
